SECRET SANTA SORTED. FOREVER.
Cute from the front. Hilarious from the back.
SantaBooty™ is a plush Santa tissue holder that dispenses from his backside. Size, material and tissues explained below — no guessing.
🎅 Santa or Cowboy — pick your punchline
SantaBooty™ – Funny Christmas Tissue Box
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THE GIFT THAT GETS THE LAUGH
Forget boring gifts. Give the one they'll retell.
Predictable gifts get forgotten
Another candle, another mug, another polite smile. SantaBooty™ gets a real roar of laughter the second someone pulls a tissue.
A real tissue holder, not just a prop
Plush Santa in a hat with a pom-pom, curly beard, red suit and black boots. Tissues come out the back. The punchline is the dispenser.
Fits wherever you want a laugh
Living room, office, bedroom or car (placed securely). Pick Santa or Cowboy, set it down and let people discover it.
BORING GIFT VS. BIG LAUGH
From polite thanks to party legend
Slide to compare. Left: a gift nobody remembers by January. Right: Santa face-down, tissues out the back, the whole table in tears.
EVERYTHING YOU GET
Why this beats any ordinary gift
A plush decoration, a working tissue holder and a story people retell, all in one gift. That's a lot of laughs for one purchase.
Questions before you laugh your way to checkout
Is it a real tissue holder or just decor?
Both. Tissues pull out through the opening at the back, which is the whole joke. Check the product listing for size and tissue details.
Is the butt humor too much for a gift?
It's cheeky, festive and family-friendly fun, the kind of joke that gets groans and giggles. Perfect for friends, Dad or Grandpa.
Is it worth the price for a novelty?
You're buying decor, a working tissue holder and a gift that gets retold. Boring gifts are forgotten; this one starts the conversation.
Can I use it in the car?
Yes, it works in the car if you place it securely. It also suits the living room, office or bedroom.
BE THE FUNNY ONE
Give the gift they'll retell
Santa or Cowboy, cute from the front and hilarious from the back. Holiday stock is limited, so pick your style and win the gift exchange.